Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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