thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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