apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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