i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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