Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I'm determined to sit on that face.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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