Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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