Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
