no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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