Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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