What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
They left me at home... I'm a liability
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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