Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
