We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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