I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
no. you can't hotbox the world.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Randomize
