Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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