I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Randomize