he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Randomize
