just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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