carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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