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People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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