Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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