it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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