"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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