Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I woke up under a house in Key West
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