I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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