talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
Randomize
