Your tits are I can't wait for
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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