: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
My sheets look like a crime scene.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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