We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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