well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
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