I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
