We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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