Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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