After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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