ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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