thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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