so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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