The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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