Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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