This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Randomize