just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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