all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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