he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
