I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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