do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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