Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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