just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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