I could have mohawked her pubes.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
This baby is an asshole
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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