well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I think people are normalizing furries
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Randomize
