Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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