yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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