Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
i came on her dog
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
I have post one night stand depression
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