somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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