I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
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