ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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